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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

.Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is "KISS").

Islamic Message

The beautiful word is ALLAH, The beautiful word is ALLAH, Most beautiful song is AZAN, Best exercise is NAMAZ, World perfect book is QURAN, And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

Insult SMS

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey haila...! U 2

Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r>

I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi

Hum chahain aap ko Aap chahain kisi aur ko Aap jise chahain khudha karay Woh chahain kisi aur ko

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While Memories can be kept in a file A desert can replace the Nile But... NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear ,

Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

Missing You Sms Messeges

if i would know that i m gonna die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...

lovely msg 4 a lovely person from a lovely person 4 a lovely reason at a lovely time from alovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style 2say; i miss u;-(

Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u..........MISS U.

If u wanna know how much i miss u, try to catch rain drops. The one u catch is how much u miss me and the one u miss is how much I MISS U!

Dil kerta hai zameen se ek pather uthaoon. us pe "I MISS YOU" Likhoon or tumhare sir pe zoor se maroon ta k tumhain pata chale k How much "I MISS YOU"::

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

1 + 1 is two and ya its true that I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Please don't hurt my heart. Ilove you somuch

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga.

7 RULES TO BE HAPPY..... 1. Never hate..... 2. Don't worry..... 3. Live simple..... 4. Expect a little..... 5. Give a lot..... 6. Always smile..... 7. Have a person like me who always remember you .....

7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 smiles =1 meeting 7meetings= 1 kiss 7 kisses= 1 proposal 7 Proposals=1 marriage and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

MONEY GIVES U TENSION, MAKES U GREEDY, MAKES UR ENEMIES & MAKES UR LIFE HELL, I AM UR FRIEND I CANT SEE U IN TROUBLE SO TRANSFER UR MONEY TO MY CELL OR ACCOUNT HA DNT TAKE TENSION NEED SMS JUST SMS ME 24HOURS LINE OPEN SEND U SMS ANY TME!

G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack - I save the money